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Archive for 12/2/2007 to 12/9/2007Just Couldn't Get It TogetherI got nothin'.I'm still cleaning up from my pity party. There was leftover cake. I also spent a lot of time staring at my shoes. If you are reading this blog for the first time, I realize this sounds strange. If you've read it before, I realize it still sounds strange. Who stares at their shoes all weekend? Or has a party where there is leftover cake?I'll be back to normal soon. Normal might be too strong a word.End of chat.More normal people are over at humor-blogs.com[...]  Just Couldn't Get It Together I got nothin'.I'm still cleaning up from my pity party. There was leftover cake. I also spent a lot of time staring at my shoes. If you are reading this blog for the first time, I realize this sounds strange. If you've read it before, I realize it still sounds strange. Who stares at their shoes all weekend? Or has a party where there is leftover cake?I'll be back to normal soon. Normal might be too strong a word.End of chat.More normal people are over at humor-blogs.com[...] Show me your ribs again, don’t waste another minute of your crying… During our break, we noticed a new trend among young girls with poor self-image and self-esteem issues. They’re not turning to anorexia or bulimia to achieve the sickly bodies they believe will solve their problems. They’re turning to spoiled food. You see, Diesel over at Mattress Police and Humor-blogs.com recently had some stomach problems that I’ve also [...][...] Source: Renal Failure I've got snow up my butt Sledding is horrendous. You spend hours in temperatures cold enough to make liquid freeze, jockeying with hundreds of complete strangers to spend three seconds speeding down an icy hill on a crappy piece of plastic. Despite putting so many layers on that your child can't even recognize you, snow finds its way into every crevice in your body. When you're done you're cold and soaked and in danger of hypothermia and if you're lucky you haven't impaled yourself on your sled, a tree, another child or[...] Source: Dorky Dad Some Random Stuff Sorry for the problems with the comment page. Something apparently broke when I launched the new version of Humor-Blogs.com. It seems to be working now. Get your captions in by tomorrow night.In other news, I've launched the new version of Humor-Blogs.com. Check it out.Oh, and have I mentioned that my book is on sale for $9.95 with free shipping until December 14? You know you want it. Buy it now.I'll see you back here tomorrow with a post that smells like cheese, but in a good way.[...] As seen on TV: Reality Bites Ok kids here we are again back for another dose of idiocy, you must all be gluttons for punishment for returning again after the last instalment of stupidity. But here you are again ready and willing for that big spoonful of loving. A quick update for you all first, in case you didn’t know in case your head has been buried under piles and piles of whatever it is people bury there heads in, Australia has a new Prime Minister. But you all already new that didn’t you it was all over your news broad[...] Source: The Diary of a Whipping Boy |
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