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Archive for 4/20/2008 to 4/27/2008That's Amore!We got the date night re-do that we so badly needed, last night. My mom came up and stayed the night so that Daniel and I could go out for awhile. Dinner was nice, the restaurant was not as great as rumor had it to be. After we ate, we decided to walk around the adjoining outdoor mall. I'm sorry to say, that I fell in love when we were on the walk. I'm sorry because it wasn't with my husband (hee hee.)It was with a tool. I found the perfect tool for the next generation of blogging... a helmet wi[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane)  That's Amore! We got the date night re-do that we so badly needed, last night. My mom came up and stayed the night so that Daniel and I could go out for awhile. Dinner was nice, the restaurant was not as great as rumor had it to be. After we ate, we decided to walk around the adjoining outdoor mall. I'm sorry to say, that I fell in love when we were on the walk. I'm sorry because it wasn't with my husband (hee hee.)It was with a tool. I found the perfect tool for the next generation of blogging... a helmet wi[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) The Weekender Offender Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again and this Weekender Offender is dedicated to a couple of fellow bloggers who are deserving of my newly redesigned Offended Blogger Award:I chose Cathouse Teri and Truckindog this week for my award, because they are both unafraid to offend and one of them even posted this quiz for me to take:What Does Your Underwear Say About You QuizYou Are A PlaymateYou are very sensible and down to earth. You enjoy being a little bit sexy and naughty at times. You st[...] Source: The Offended Blogger The Weekender Offender Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again and this Weekender Offender is dedicated to a couple of fellow bloggers who are deserving of my newly redesigned Offended Blogger Award:I chose Cathouse Teri and Truckindog this week for my award, because they are both unafraid to offend and one of them even posted this quiz for me to take:What Does Your Underwear Say About You QuizYou Are A PlaymateYou are very sensible and down to earth. You enjoy being a little bit sexy and naughty at times. You st[...] Source: The Offended Blogger The Weekender Offender Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again and this Weekender Offender is dedicated to a couple of fellow bloggers who are deserving of my newly redesigned Offended Blogger Award:I chose Cathouse Teri and Truckindog this week for my award, because they are both unafraid to offend and one of them even posted this quiz for me to take:What Does Your Underwear Say About You QuizYou Are A PlaymateYou are very sensible and down to earth. You enjoy being a little bit sexy and naughty at times. You st[...] Source: The Offended Blogger The Weekender Offender Hey fellow offenders, it's the weekend again and this Weekender Offender is dedicated to a couple of fellow bloggers who are deserving of my newly redesigned Offended Blogger Award:I chose Cathouse Teri and Truckindog this week for my award, because they are both unafraid to offend and one of them even posted this quiz for me to take:What Does Your Underwear Say About You QuizYou Are A PlaymateYou are very sensible and down to earth. You enjoy being a little bit sexy and naughty at times. You st[...] Source: The Offended Blogger How can you potty train if you can’t say “the word”? Hubby and I have a problem. We can’t say penis. We have a son and we can’t say penis. He’s almost 18 months and soon he’ll need to learn how to pee urinate on his own in the toilet. My question is: How can we effectively teach our son how to pee urinate in the toilet if we can’t tell him what part of his body the pee urine comes out of? It’s sad, people. Hubby calls it: “His wee-dandy doblin.” I call it: “His wee-wee.” The poor kid is [...] Source: Boondock Ramblings How can you potty train if you can’t say “the word”? Hubby and I have a problem. We can’t say penis. We have a son and we can’t say penis. He’s almost 18 months and soon he’ll need to learn how to pee urinate on his own in the toilet. My question is: How can we effectively teach our son how to pee urinate in the toilet if we can’t tell him what part of his body the pee urine comes out of? It’s sad, people. Hubby calls it: “His wee-dandy doblin.” I call it: “His wee-wee.” The poor kid is [...] Source: Boondock Ramblings It's a bit drafty in here Every blogger has them......story seeds, half-baked blogs and partial posts in the "draft" section of their editor. Right now I've got 49 different draft ideas in various stages of completion.Well, I think it's time to clean out the closet. Since none of these posts are complete enough to be published on their own, I thought I'd combine some of these together here and close a few of these cold cases once and for all.* * * * *From a recent Yahoo headline:If cutting all the fat kids in half is goo[...] Source: View From The Cloud It's a bit drafty in here Every blogger has them......story seeds, half-baked blogs and partial posts in the "draft" section of their editor. Right now I've got 49 different draft ideas in various stages of completion.Well, I think it's time to clean out the closet. Since none of these posts are complete enough to be published on their own, I thought I'd combine some of these together here and close a few of these cold cases once and for all.* * * * *From a recent Yahoo headline:If cutting all the fat kids in half is goo[...] Source: View From The Cloud What goes on in Vegas ... The Wife is leaving town on a business trip. (WOOHOO! I get to eat man food!) Her plane leaves at 7 a.m., meaning we have to leave here at around 5 a.m. (DAMMIT! I have to wake up early on a Saturday.)She's going to Las Vegas (She'll probably wind up marrying a craps dealer). And she'll be gone for five days. (Unless she marries the craps dealer ... wait ...)FIVE DAYS?!?Five days? She's not supposed to leave town for five straight days! Sure I leave town roughly five times a year, and will do so[...] Source: Dorky Dad What goes on in Vegas ... The Wife is leaving town on a business trip. (WOOHOO! I get to eat man food!) Her plane leaves at 7 a.m., meaning we have to leave here at around 5 a.m. (DAMMIT! I have to wake up early on a Saturday.)She's going to Las Vegas (She'll probably wind up marrying a craps dealer). And she'll be gone for five days. (Unless she marries the craps dealer ... wait ...)FIVE DAYS?!?Five days? She's not supposed to leave town for five straight days! Sure I leave town roughly five times a year, and will do so[...] Source: Dorky Dad What goes on in Vegas ... The Wife is leaving town on a business trip. (WOOHOO! I get to eat man food!) Her plane leaves at 7 a.m., meaning we have to leave here at around 5 a.m. (DAMMIT! I have to wake up early on a Saturday.)She's going to Las Vegas (She'll probably wind up marrying a craps dealer). And she'll be gone for five days. (Unless she marries the craps dealer ... wait ...)FIVE DAYS?!?Five days? She's not supposed to leave town for five straight days! Sure I leave town roughly five times a year, and will do so[...] Source: Dorky Dad WTF is THAT?! I have a challenge for you. It's a little game I like to call WTF is that?!So take a look and then let me know WTF you think it is and WTF you think it is saying/thinking. Because I really want to know. I also want to know if it bites or if it just stares at you with its hypnotic yellow stare until your brains squeeze out of your ears.The winner of this contest (yes, it's officially become a contest since I wrote the last paragraph) will get (more of) my undying adulation. Not to mention NOTORIE[...] Source: The Blog of Bex WTF is THAT?! I have a challenge for you. It's a little game I like to call WTF is that?!So take a look and then let me know WTF you think it is and WTF you think it is saying/thinking. Because I really want to know. I also want to know if it bites or if it just stares at you with its hypnotic yellow stare until your brains squeeze out of your ears.The winner of this contest (yes, it's officially become a contest since I wrote the last paragraph) will get (more of) my undying adulation. Not to mention NOTORIE[...] Source: The Blog of Bex WTF is THAT?! I have a challenge for you. It's a little game I like to call WTF is that?!So take a look and then let me know WTF you think it is and WTF you think it is saying/thinking. Because I really want to know. I also want to know if it bites or if it just stares at you with its hypnotic yellow stare until your brains squeeze out of your ears.The winner of this contest (yes, it's officially become a contest since I wrote the last paragraph) will get (more of) my undying adulation. Not to mention NOTORIE[...] Source: The Blog of Bex WTF is THAT?! I have a challenge for you. It's a little game I like to call WTF is that?!So take a look and then let me know WTF you think it is and WTF you think it is saying/thinking. Because I really want to know. I also want to know if it bites or if it just stares at you with its hypnotic yellow stare until your brains squeeze out of your ears.The winner of this contest (yes, it's officially become a contest since I wrote the last paragraph) will get (more of) my undying adulation. Not to mention NOTORIE[...] Source: The Blog of Bex I Bought a Door so you don’t have to Guys with name tags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Wait! Where are you going? Don’t leave me here alone with my door story. Haven’t you heard? Doors are actually very funny and exciting to read about! You can tell, because I put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence. Stay with me . . . please? The Horrifying Note It was going to be a delicious, do-nothing Sunday. After a productive morning, I had the whole afternoon ahead of m[...] Source: I Do Things So You Don't Have To I Bought a Door so you don’t have to Guys with name tags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Wait! Where are you going? Don’t leave me here alone with my door story. Haven’t you heard? Doors are actually very funny and exciting to read about! You can tell, because I put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence. Stay with me . . . please? The Horrifying Note It was going to be a delicious, do-nothing Sunday. After a productive morning, I had the whole afternoon ahead of m[...] Source: I Do Things So You Don't Have To I Bought a Door so you don’t have to Guys with name tags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Wait! Where are you going? Don’t leave me here alone with my door story. Haven’t you heard? Doors are actually very funny and exciting to read about! You can tell, because I put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence. Stay with me . . . please? The Horrifying Note It was going to be a delicious, do-nothing Sunday. After a productive morning, I had the whole afternoon ahead of m[...] Source: I Do Things So You Don't Have To I Bought a Door so you don’t have to Guys with name tags walking down the aisles Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles Wait! Where are you going? Don’t leave me here alone with my door story. Haven’t you heard? Doors are actually very funny and exciting to read about! You can tell, because I put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence. Stay with me . . . please? The Horrifying Note It was going to be a delicious, do-nothing Sunday. After a productive morning, I had the whole afternoon ahead of m[...] Source: I Do Things So You Don't Have To Congrats, Joel! Crummy Joel took top honors this week. I think this is his third win, which ties him with Brad for most wins. Joel already has my book because he's a smart guy who know quality humor writing when he sees it, but maybe I'll send him another t-shirt. What? You didn't know there were Mattress Police t-shirts? I guess I should add that link back to my template.Here's your award, Joel.McCafferty Himself took second with:Diesel is crushed that Travolta avoids making eye contact the morning after [...] Congrats, Joel! Crummy Joel took top honors this week. I think this is his third win, which ties him with Brad for most wins. Joel already has my book because he's a smart guy who know quality humor writing when he sees it, but maybe I'll send him another t-shirt. What? You didn't know there were Mattress Police t-shirts? I guess I should add that link back to my template.Here's your award, Joel.McCafferty Himself took second with:Diesel is crushed that Travolta avoids making eye contact the morning after [...] Congrats, Joel! Crummy Joel took top honors this week. I think this is his third win, which ties him with Brad for most wins. Joel already has my book because he's a smart guy who know quality humor writing when he sees it, but maybe I'll send him another t-shirt. What? You didn't know there were Mattress Police t-shirts? I guess I should add that link back to my template.Here's your award, Joel.McCafferty Himself took second with:Diesel is crushed that Travolta avoids making eye contact the morning after [...] Congrats, Joel! Crummy Joel took top honors this week. I think this is his third win, which ties him with Brad for most wins. Joel already has my book because he's a smart guy who know quality humor writing when he sees it, but maybe I'll send him another t-shirt. What? You didn't know there were Mattress Police t-shirts? I guess I should add that link back to my template.Here's your award, Joel.McCafferty Himself took second with:Diesel is crushed that Travolta avoids making eye contact the morning after [...] Climate Change, Human Destruction and Bikinis NORTH-WEST-CENTRAL IDAHO- A report, recently published in the American Journal of Human Genetics shows that early human life on the Earth was nearly wiped out as a result of an extreme period of Global Warming that occurred between 135,000 and 90,000 years ago.The study, which made use of mitchondrial DNA,(Or midi-chlorians, depending on your movie taste.) showed that the human population of the planet was nearly destroyed during the early stone age, with perhaps as few as 2000 members of the s[...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... Climate Change, Human Destruction and Bikinis NORTH-WEST-CENTRAL IDAHO- A report, recently published in the American Journal of Human Genetics shows that early human life on the Earth was nearly wiped out as a result of an extreme period of Global Warming that occurred between 135,000 and 90,000 years ago.The study, which made use of mitchondrial DNA,(Or midi-chlorians, depending on your movie taste.) showed that the human population of the planet was nearly destroyed during the early stone age, with perhaps as few as 2000 members of the s[...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... My life in 3 segments... Home-More joyous marItal experiences.Monday night approximately 10:20 pm:Andy: [excited]Bee! I was just elected Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:Impressive! How much does it pay?Andy:Uh. Nothing.Bee:Well, that’s okay. Congratulations!Tuesday night approximately 9:30 pm:Andy: [sad]Bee! I was just impeached as Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:The hell?? Didn’t you just get appointed last night?? It’s not even 24 hours and you’ve been Nixoned?An[...] Source: Bee's Musings My life in 3 segments... Home-More joyous marItal experiences.Monday night approximately 10:20 pm:Andy: [excited]Bee! I was just elected Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:Impressive! How much does it pay?Andy:Uh. Nothing.Bee:Well, that’s okay. Congratulations!Tuesday night approximately 9:30 pm:Andy: [sad]Bee! I was just impeached as Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:The hell?? Didn’t you just get appointed last night?? It’s not even 24 hours and you’ve been Nixoned?An[...] Source: Bee's Musings My life in 3 segments... Home-More joyous marItal experiences.Monday night approximately 10:20 pm:Andy: [excited]Bee! I was just elected Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:Impressive! How much does it pay?Andy:Uh. Nothing.Bee:Well, that’s okay. Congratulations!Tuesday night approximately 9:30 pm:Andy: [sad]Bee! I was just impeached as Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:The hell?? Didn’t you just get appointed last night?? It’s not even 24 hours and you’ve been Nixoned?An[...] Source: Bee's Musings My life in 3 segments... Home-More joyous marItal experiences.Monday night approximately 10:20 pm:Andy: [excited]Bee! I was just elected Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:Impressive! How much does it pay?Andy:Uh. Nothing.Bee:Well, that’s okay. Congratulations!Tuesday night approximately 9:30 pm:Andy: [sad]Bee! I was just impeached as Guild Master of my Wacking Wizards and Ogres World Clan!Bee:The hell?? Didn’t you just get appointed last night?? It’s not even 24 hours and you’ve been Nixoned?An[...] Source: Bee's Musings The Big 500! Holy shitballs! I've been so busy lately, that until this morning, I didn't even realize that I have reached my 500th post. Sadly, I don't have anything grand prepared to mark this momentous occasion. Wait...yes I do. I have a whole list of things that mark this special day:Today, Ella turns three! Happy Birthday to the most deceptively cute girl to ever be so naughty!Gilbert is doing very well after being hit by a car yesterday. He has only suffered a sprained neck and wrist. Thank you, everyon[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) The Big 500! Holy shitballs! I've been so busy lately, that until this morning, I didn't even realize that I have reached my 500th post. Sadly, I don't have anything grand prepared to mark this momentous occasion. Wait...yes I do. I have a whole list of things that mark this special day:Today, Ella turns three! Happy Birthday to the most deceptively cute girl to ever be so naughty!Gilbert is doing very well after being hit by a car yesterday. He has only suffered a sprained neck and wrist. Thank you, everyon[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) It's Everyone Can Bite Me Friday! I went to the doctor on Wednesday. Three and a half weeks down, 4500 weeks to go. Dr. Bob was really kind and I can't say what favor he did me, for fear others will ask for the same treatment and then he'll be all "Why did I do that for a person who has a blog AND a big mouth?" but he did do me a big favor so thanks, Dr. Bob. He has a last name; I just can't pronounce it. Before I got my new pink cast, Big Sam took 38 staples out of my foot. Only a few hurt because they were bent and embedded in[...] It's Everyone Can Bite Me Friday! I went to the doctor on Wednesday. Three and a half weeks down, 4500 weeks to go. Dr. Bob was really kind and I can't say what favor he did me, for fear others will ask for the same treatment and then he'll be all "Why did I do that for a person who has a blog AND a big mouth?" but he did do me a big favor so thanks, Dr. Bob. He has a last name; I just can't pronounce it. Before I got my new pink cast, Big Sam took 38 staples out of my foot. Only a few hurt because they were bent and embedded in[...] It's Everyone Can Bite Me Friday! I went to the doctor on Wednesday. Three and a half weeks down, 4500 weeks to go. Dr. Bob was really kind and I can't say what favor he did me, for fear others will ask for the same treatment and then he'll be all "Why did I do that for a person who has a blog AND a big mouth?" but he did do me a big favor so thanks, Dr. Bob. He has a last name; I just can't pronounce it. Before I got my new pink cast, Big Sam took 38 staples out of my foot. Only a few hurt because they were bent and embedded in[...] It's Everyone Can Bite Me Friday! I went to the doctor on Wednesday. Three and a half weeks down, 4500 weeks to go. Dr. Bob was really kind and I can't say what favor he did me, for fear others will ask for the same treatment and then he'll be all "Why did I do that for a person who has a blog AND a big mouth?" but he did do me a big favor so thanks, Dr. Bob. He has a last name; I just can't pronounce it. Before I got my new pink cast, Big Sam took 38 staples out of my foot. Only a few hurt because they were bent and embedded in[...] The "WTF?!! Friday" Offensive Hey fellow offenders, it's time for WTF?! Friday again!!So, um, not to make you feel guilty or anything but I will be HIGHLY offended if you don't play along with me on this and every single upcoming and consecutive WTF?! Friday.What do you mean, 'why'?!Hey, you may or may not know this but I am very emotionally fragile from all of the offenses committed against me while growing up as the youngest of five (very not-nice) siblings, so I don't handle rejection well!That's right.It was like living [...] Source: The Offended Blogger The "WTF?!! Friday" Offensive Hey fellow offenders, it's time for WTF?! Friday again!!So, um, not to make you feel guilty or anything but I will be HIGHLY offended if you don't play along with me on this and every single upcoming and consecutive WTF?! Friday.What do you mean, 'why'?!Hey, you may or may not know this but I am very emotionally fragile from all of the offenses committed against me while growing up as the youngest of five (very not-nice) siblings, so I don't handle rejection well!That's right.It was like living [...] Source: The Offended Blogger The "WTF?!! Friday" Offensive Hey fellow offenders, it's time for WTF?! Friday again!!So, um, not to make you feel guilty or anything but I will be HIGHLY offended if you don't play along with me on this and every single upcoming and consecutive WTF?! Friday.What do you mean, 'why'?!Hey, you may or may not know this but I am very emotionally fragile from all of the offenses committed against me while growing up as the youngest of five (very not-nice) siblings, so I don't handle rejection well!That's right.It was like living [...] Source: The Offended Blogger The "WTF?!! Friday" Offensive Hey fellow offenders, it's time for WTF?! Friday again!!So, um, not to make you feel guilty or anything but I will be HIGHLY offended if you don't play along with me on this and every single upcoming and consecutive WTF?! Friday.What do you mean, 'why'?!Hey, you may or may not know this but I am very emotionally fragile from all of the offenses committed against me while growing up as the youngest of five (very not-nice) siblings, so I don't handle rejection well!That's right.It was like living [...] Source: The Offended Blogger So they work all the time? submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.-----------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.------------------------------------------------------"Loyalty is one thing leader[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs So they work all the time? submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.-----------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.------------------------------------------------------"Loyalty is one thing leader[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs So they work all the time? submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.-----------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.------------------------------------------------------"Loyalty is one thing leader[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs So they work all the time? submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor BRWombatBut their health and dental plans are pretty decent, so it all balances out.Joel's note: By the way, that Bible verse has nothing to do with holidays at all.-----------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor BRWombatOr maybe you just have the wrong emotion.Or if you're reading this sign, maybe you just have the wrong church.------------------------------------------------------"Loyalty is one thing leader[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs Farmer-ish Tan The weather has been uncooperative for yard work so I took advantage of a sunny day yesterday to mow half the yard. I also wanted to take advantage of the sun to bronze the bod, so you know I was lookin’ smokin’ hot when I shoved my t-shirt arms up under my bra straps.When I think I look bad on the mower, I cheer myself up by recalling the image of a neighbor with her old, yellowing puppy shirt tucked into her shorts and then pulled up to her ample bosom so that half the puppy was hidden in her [...] Source: Honey Pie Farmer-ish Tan The weather has been uncooperative for yard work so I took advantage of a sunny day yesterday to mow half the yard. I also wanted to take advantage of the sun to bronze the bod, so you know I was lookin’ smokin’ hot when I shoved my t-shirt arms up under my bra straps.When I think I look bad on the mower, I cheer myself up by recalling the image of a neighbor with her old, yellowing puppy shirt tucked into her shorts and then pulled up to her ample bosom so that half the puppy was hidden in her [...] Source: Honey Pie Hoping for a Housekeeper I don't have a housekeeper which is unfortunate as I suck at cleaning stuff. And this is why I live vicariously through my friends and neighbors housekeeping experiences. And as soon as someone comes to my blog and spends millions on my Amazon.com link then I'll be able to afford somebody. Ooops. Does that make me sound bitter??? Cuz I'm not. Just click on my humor-blogs link to nowhere and I'll be happy.Anyway, on to today's topic. There is one lady who cleans for the majority of the neighborho[...] Source: The Blog of Bex Hoping for a Housekeeper I don't have a housekeeper which is unfortunate as I suck at cleaning stuff. And this is why I live vicariously through my friends and neighbors housekeeping experiences. And as soon as someone comes to my blog and spends millions on my Amazon.com link then I'll be able to afford somebody. Ooops. Does that make me sound bitter??? Cuz I'm not. Just click on my humor-blogs link to nowhere and I'll be happy.Anyway, on to today's topic. There is one lady who cleans for the majority of the neighborho[...] Source: The Blog of Bex Hoping for a Housekeeper I don't have a housekeeper which is unfortunate as I suck at cleaning stuff. And this is why I live vicariously through my friends and neighbors housekeeping experiences. And as soon as someone comes to my blog and spends millions on my Amazon.com link then I'll be able to afford somebody. Ooops. Does that make me sound bitter??? Cuz I'm not. Just click on my humor-blogs link to nowhere and I'll be happy.Anyway, on to today's topic. There is one lady who cleans for the majority of the neighborho[...] Source: The Blog of Bex Hoping for a Housekeeper I don't have a housekeeper which is unfortunate as I suck at cleaning stuff. And this is why I live vicariously through my friends and neighbors housekeeping experiences. And as soon as someone comes to my blog and spends millions on my Amazon.com link then I'll be able to afford somebody. Ooops. Does that make me sound bitter??? Cuz I'm not. Just click on my humor-blogs link to nowhere and I'll be happy.Anyway, on to today's topic. There is one lady who cleans for the majority of the neighborho[...] Source: The Blog of Bex New weight-loss method: Ride the Snake! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvML9S8IKec Humor-blogs.com is also the devil, and so is the Carnival of the Insanities. Go to both and laugh ’till you lose weight. Share [...] Source: The Skwib New weight-loss method: Ride the Snake! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvML9S8IKec Humor-blogs.com is also the devil, and so is the Carnival of the Insanities. Go to both and laugh ’till you lose weight. Share [...] Source: The Skwib There is Always a Way Out We are feeling a bit like the fly in this video with the whole school situation:Yesterday we had a meeting with the principal and the coordinator. They told us they had talked to the teacher and that she said she didn't realize what she had been doing to the kids. I don't buy that for a second. There have been parents that complained in the past, and afterward she singled their kids out and treated them even worse (if that's possible). One of the other teachers even warned a mother this yea[...] Source: The Rain in Spain... New weight-loss method: Ride the Snake! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvML9S8IKec Humor-blogs.com is also the devil, and so is the Carnival of the Insanities. Go to both and laugh ’till you lose weight. Share [...] Source: The Skwib New weight-loss method: Ride the Snake! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvML9S8IKec Humor-blogs.com is also the devil, and so is the Carnival of the Insanities. Go to both and laugh ’till you lose weight. Share [...] Source: The Skwib There is Always a Way Out We are feeling a bit like the fly in this video with the whole school situation:Yesterday we had a meeting with the principal and the coordinator. They told us they had talked to the teacher and that she said she didn't realize what she had been doing to the kids. I don't buy that for a second. There have been parents that complained in the past, and afterward she singled their kids out and treated them even worse (if that's possible). One of the other teachers even warned a mother this yea[...] Source: The Rain in Spain... There is Always a Way Out We are feeling a bit like the fly in this video with the whole school situation:Yesterday we had a meeting with the principal and the coordinator. They told us they had talked to the teacher and that she said she didn't realize what she had been doing to the kids. I don't buy that for a second. There have been parents that complained in the past, and afterward she singled their kids out and treated them even worse (if that's possible). One of the other teachers even warned a mother this yea[...] Source: The Rain in Spain... There is Always a Way Out We are feeling a bit like the fly in this video with the whole school situation:Yesterday we had a meeting with the principal and the coordinator. They told us they had talked to the teacher and that she said she didn't realize what she had been doing to the kids. I don't buy that for a second. There have been parents that complained in the past, and afterward she singled their kids out and treated them even worse (if that's possible). One of the other teachers even warned a mother this yea[...] Source: The Rain in Spain... Random House is not as random as we are led to believe I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that Renal Failure is not going to get a lucrative book deal like the ones I Can Has Cheezburger or Stuff White People Like have received. So I start thinking, what sort of new blog could I make that would get me that huge advance from a publishing house? The best idea I’ve had so far: Pundits Who Look Like Child Molesters. Now to my knowledge, these pundits who look like child molesters are NOT child molesters, as far as I know. But if it were to[...] Source: Renal Failure Random House is not as random as we are led to believe I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that Renal Failure is not going to get a lucrative book deal like the ones I Can Has Cheezburger or Stuff White People Like have received. So I start thinking, what sort of new blog could I make that would get me that huge advance from a publishing house? The best idea I’ve had so far: Pundits Who Look Like Child Molesters. Now to my knowledge, these pundits who look like child molesters are NOT child molesters, as far as I know. But if it were to[...] Source: Renal Failure Random House is not as random as we are led to believe I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that Renal Failure is not going to get a lucrative book deal like the ones I Can Has Cheezburger or Stuff White People Like have received. So I start thinking, what sort of new blog could I make that would get me that huge advance from a publishing house? The best idea I’ve had so far: Pundits Who Look Like Child Molesters. Now to my knowledge, these pundits who look like child molesters are NOT child molesters, as far as I know. But if it were to[...] Source: Renal Failure Random House is not as random as we are led to believe I am slowly coming to terms with the fact that Renal Failure is not going to get a lucrative book deal like the ones I Can Has Cheezburger or Stuff White People Like have received. So I start thinking, what sort of new blog could I make that would get me that huge advance from a publishing house? The best idea I’ve had so far: Pundits Who Look Like Child Molesters. Now to my knowledge, these pundits who look like child molesters are NOT child molesters, as far as I know. But if it were to[...] Source: Renal Failure Please tell me why this happened. My intentions for this post started simply enough. On Wednesday, I shared some short scenes from Period: The Play ®, the production that is soon to take Waukegan, Illinois - and then subsequently the world - by storm. I couldn't help but notice that perhaps the dialogue was a little, er, progressive - yeah, we'll go with progressive - for this blog is eggsalady's visitors that day, particularly the readers with phalli.Naturally, I panicked. If P: tP ® alienates roughly 50% of the world populatio[...] Source: this blog is eggsalady Please tell me why this happened. My intentions for this post started simply enough. On Wednesday, I shared some short scenes from Period: The Play ®, the production that is soon to take Waukegan, Illinois - and then subsequently the world - by storm. I couldn't help but notice that perhaps the dialogue was a little, er, progressive - yeah, we'll go with progressive - for this blog is eggsalady's visitors that day, particularly the readers with phalli.Naturally, I panicked. If P: tP ® alienates roughly 50% of the world populatio[...] Source: this blog is eggsalady Letters of Support Due to my upcoming graduation, my parents are flying once again to the lovely swamps of Memphis, an event that hasn’t happened since a certain someone else graduated last December. But even though apart, we have kept our relationship strong with the help of regular correspondence, mainly originating from their end. Here for your viewing pleasure is a small sampling of that postmarked concern. Brent, Mom and I are very sorry to hear that you have a blog. I can only imagine how scary it mus[...] Source: The Ominous Comma Letters of Support Due to my upcoming graduation, my parents are flying once again to the lovely swamps of Memphis, an event that hasn’t happened since a certain someone else graduated last December. But even though apart, we have kept our relationship strong with the help of regular correspondence, mainly originating from their end. Here for your viewing pleasure is a small sampling of that postmarked concern. Brent, Mom and I are very sorry to hear that you have a blog. I can only imagine how scary it mus[...] Source: The Ominous Comma Democrat Dilemma: The Black Guy or the Woman? When I was a strapping young lad, when thoughts of writing political humor columns were years away, there were often times when I had to choose between two things in the toy store I wanted to buy. Unfortunately this was during the Carter regime so our family couldn’t afford both. Unlike a lot of children my age at the time I was at least lucky enough to buy something to occupy my time waiting in line for gasoline. So whenever I had to make this choice between two things I liked I left disappo[...] Democrat Dilemma: The Black Guy or the Woman? When I was a strapping young lad, when thoughts of writing political humor columns were years away, there were often times when I had to choose between two things in the toy store I wanted to buy. Unfortunately this was during the Carter regime so our family couldn’t afford both. Unlike a lot of children my age at the time I was at least lucky enough to buy something to occupy my time waiting in line for gasoline. So whenever I had to make this choice between two things I liked I left disappo[...] Magic for moms Just when you thought the worst words to ever come out of your seven-year-old's mouth were "I had this dream last night...?" he discovers magic tricks.'Cuz those make the mind-numbing, eye-glazing, impossible-to-even-follow, much-less-care-about tales of Pikachu invading the school cafeteria with a trampoline shooter bazooka icer (?) and gobbling up everyone's sandwiches but not Tommy's 'cuz he didn't bring a sandwich..." seem like fun."Wanna see my new magic trick?" Boy asks.Can you actually sa[...] Source: Diary of a Mad, Mad Housewife Magic for moms Just when you thought the worst words to ever come out of your seven-year-old's mouth were "I had this dream last night...?" he discovers magic tricks.'Cuz those make the mind-numbing, eye-glazing, impossible-to-even-follow, much-less-care-about tales of Pikachu invading the school cafeteria with a trampoline shooter bazooka icer (?) and gobbling up everyone's sandwiches but not Tommy's 'cuz he didn't bring a sandwich..." seem like fun."Wanna see my new magic trick?" Boy asks.Can you actually sa[...] Source: Diary of a Mad, Mad Housewife Magic for moms Just when you thought the worst words to ever come out of your seven-year-old's mouth were "I had this dream last night...?" he discovers magic tricks.'Cuz those make the mind-numbing, eye-glazing, impossible-to-even-follow, much-less-care-about tales of Pikachu invading the school cafeteria with a trampoline shooter bazooka icer (?) and gobbling up everyone's sandwiches but not Tommy's 'cuz he didn't bring a sandwich..." seem like fun."Wanna see my new magic trick?" Boy asks.Can you actually sa[...] Source: Diary of a Mad, Mad Housewife Magic for moms Just when you thought the worst words to ever come out of your seven-year-old's mouth were "I had this dream last night...?" he discovers magic tricks.'Cuz those make the mind-numbing, eye-glazing, impossible-to-even-follow, much-less-care-about tales of Pikachu invading the school cafeteria with a trampoline shooter bazooka icer (?) and gobbling up everyone's sandwiches but not Tommy's 'cuz he didn't bring a sandwich..." seem like fun."Wanna see my new magic trick?" Boy asks.Can you actually sa[...] Source: Diary of a Mad, Mad Housewife RIP LCD It is the only expensive thing we own. It cost a pretty penny, as far as we are concerned. It is the only item in our whole house that we really try to keep from being harmed (even more than our own children,) and now it is rubbish.Yesterday, Trenton was messing around and threw a plastic knife. I saw it fly through the air in slow motion toward our most precious piece of technology. I could do nothing to stop it. Before I could even scream out, in hopes that my shrill voice would stop the flyin[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) RIP LCD It is the only expensive thing we own. It cost a pretty penny, as far as we are concerned. It is the only item in our whole house that we really try to keep from being harmed (even more than our own children,) and now it is rubbish.Yesterday, Trenton was messing around and threw a plastic knife. I saw it fly through the air in slow motion toward our most precious piece of technology. I could do nothing to stop it. Before I could even scream out, in hopes that my shrill voice would stop the flyin[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Please Pray For Gilbert We got quite a scare this morning. I received a call from my mom, as the kids were leaving for school. It seems that my brother in law was hit by a car on his way to work, this morning. My brother in law, Gilbert, rides his bike to work most days. So when we heard that he was hit, we immediately thought the worst. Fortunately, only his arm was injured. Thank God for his protection over Gilbert and for safety helmets! So many people count on Gilbert's kindness and hard work.He teaches high school[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Please Pray For Gilbert We got quite a scare this morning. I received a call from my mom, as the kids were leaving for school. It seems that my brother in law was hit by a car on his way to work, this morning. My brother in law, Gilbert, rides his bike to work most days. So when we heard that he was hit, we immediately thought the worst. Fortunately, only his arm was injured. Thank God for his protection over Gilbert and for safety helmets! So many people count on Gilbert's kindness and hard work.He teaches high school[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) beaten to the punch you know when you go to your company picnic, and you take a lot of pictures of your co-workers drinking beer and doing silly stuff to make asses of themselves? and you are saving the pictures to think up a really funny story? and then your co-worker steals the pictures off your slide account and writes a post so funny that it almost makes you wet your pants? god, i hate that. i’m shocked…and stunned… and very disappointed…mostly because i’m pissed that i didn’[...] Source: leighonline beaten to the punch you know when you go to your company picnic, and you take a lot of pictures of your co-workers drinking beer and doing silly stuff to make asses of themselves? and you are saving the pictures to think up a really funny story? and then your co-worker steals the pictures off your slide account and writes a post so funny that it almost makes you wet your pants? god, i hate that. i’m shocked…and stunned… and very disappointed…mostly because i’m pissed that i didn’[...] Source: leighonline beaten to the punch you know when you go to your company picnic, and you take a lot of pictures of your co-workers drinking beer and doing silly stuff to make asses of themselves? and you are saving the pictures to think up a really funny story? and then your co-worker steals the pictures off your slide account and writes a post so funny that it almost makes you wet your pants? god, i hate that. i’m shocked…and stunned… and very disappointed…mostly because i’m pissed that i didn’[...] Source: leighonline beaten to the punch you know when you go to your company picnic, and you take a lot of pictures of your co-workers drinking beer and doing silly stuff to make asses of themselves? and you are saving the pictures to think up a really funny story? and then your co-worker steals the pictures off your slide account and writes a post so funny that it almost makes you wet your pants? god, i hate that. i’m shocked…and stunned… and very disappointed…mostly because i’m pissed that i didn’[...] Source: leighonline Professor Quippy: How to prevent Cookie-Monster-itis Are you an insatiable snacking machine? Covered in blue fur? Now there is hope. New research from the University of Birmingham in the UK indicates it may be possible to stop yourself from snacking if you use your brain. They ran a test in which half the volunteers were asked to vividly remember and describe their last meal — lunch in this case — and the other half were asked to remember their last haircut. Then delicious, delicious cookies were served. Those who were asked to r[...] Source: The Skwib Professor Quippy: How to prevent Cookie-Monster-itis Are you an insatiable snacking machine? Covered in blue fur? Now there is hope. New research from the University of Birmingham in the UK indicates it may be possible to stop yourself from snacking if you use your brain. They ran a test in which half the volunteers were asked to vividly remember and describe their last meal — lunch in this case — and the other half were asked to remember their last haircut. Then delicious, delicious cookies were served. Those who were asked to r[...] Source: The Skwib Professor Quippy: How to prevent Cookie-Monster-itis Are you an insatiable snacking machine? Covered in blue fur? Now there is hope. New research from the University of Birmingham in the UK indicates it may be possible to stop yourself from snacking if you use your brain. They ran a test in which half the volunteers were asked to vividly remember and describe their last meal — lunch in this case — and the other half were asked to remember their last haircut. Then delicious, delicious cookies were served. Those who were asked to r[...] Source: The Skwib Professor Quippy: How to prevent Cookie-Monster-itis Are you an insatiable snacking machine? Covered in blue fur? Now there is hope. New research from the University of Birmingham in the UK indicates it may be possible to stop yourself from snacking if you use your brain. They ran a test in which half the volunteers were asked to vividly remember and describe their last meal — lunch in this case — and the other half were asked to remember their last haircut. Then delicious, delicious cookies were served. Those who were asked to r[...] Source: The Skwib So are church signs messages: submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.----------------------------------------------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:Christ: Is He in you?!?---------------------------------------------"God's Transfer of AuthorityDr. Nasir SiddikiMay 2-4"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Nice of God to let us know about that.(Jennifer also passes along [...] Source: Crummy Church Signs So are church signs messages: submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.----------------------------------------------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:Christ: Is He in you?!?---------------------------------------------"God's Transfer of AuthorityDr. Nasir SiddikiMay 2-4"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Nice of God to let us know about that.(Jennifer also passes along [...] Source: Crummy Church Signs So are church signs messages: submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.----------------------------------------------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:Christ: Is He in you?!?---------------------------------------------"God's Transfer of AuthorityDr. Nasir SiddikiMay 2-4"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Nice of God to let us know about that.(Jennifer also passes along [...] Source: Crummy Church Signs So are church signs messages: submitted by new contributor D.J. W. and Brandt D.They're both a lot better with grape jelly, too.----------------------------------------------------submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor The Poke ShowToday's sermon brought to you by Gatorade:Christ: Is He in you?!?---------------------------------------------"God's Transfer of AuthorityDr. Nasir SiddikiMay 2-4"submitted AND reviewed by frequent contributor Jennifer B.Nice of God to let us know about that.(Jennifer also passes along [...] Source: Crummy Church Signs 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie Besides the gratuitous nudity and hard-core sex there are always a few tell tale signs that you are watching an adult movie. 5- The inflection is different- In a normal movie the following line of dialogue would be said like, “I am here to deliver a package.” With the emphasis being put on the word I, letting everyone know that they (the actor) have arrived. Now in a porn movie the same line would be delivered as so, “I am here to deliver a package.” The emphasis would b[...] Source: Pointless Banter 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie Besides the gratuitous nudity and hard-core sex there are always a few tell tale signs that you are watching an adult movie. 5- The inflection is different- In a normal movie the following line of dialogue would be said like, “I am here to deliver a package.” With the emphasis being put on the word I, letting everyone know that they (the actor) have arrived. Now in a porn movie the same line would be delivered as so, “I am here to deliver a package.” The emphasis would b[...] Source: Pointless Banter 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie Besides the gratuitous nudity and hard-core sex there are always a few tell tale signs that you are watching an adult movie. 5- The inflection is different- In a normal movie the following line of dialogue would be said like, “I am here to deliver a package.” With the emphasis being put on the word I, letting everyone know that they (the actor) have arrived. Now in a porn movie the same line would be delivered as so, “I am here to deliver a package.” The emphasis would b[...] Source: Pointless Banter 5 Ways You Can Tell That You Are Watching an Adult Movie Besides the gratuitous nudity and hard-core sex there are always a few tell tale signs that you are watching an adult movie. 5- The inflection is different- In a normal movie the following line of dialogue would be said like, “I am here to deliver a package.” With the emphasis being put on the word I, letting everyone know that they (the actor) have arrived. Now in a porn movie the same line would be delivered as so, “I am here to deliver a package.” The emphasis would b[...] Source: Pointless Banter The Proactive Approach to Dealing With Allergies It was an odd day this past Saturday. Odder than usual, and I’ll explain why. It was the first truly warm weekend that we’ve had since Spring began. The perfect time for homeowners to break out their lawnmowers and do some yardwork, right? Not if you lived in a one-block radius of my street. Homeowners looking to cut their grass soon discovered that the blades had been removed from their lawnmowers. Yes, we all had a suspect in mind, but we weren’t exactly sure who did it unt[...] Source: Renal Failure The Proactive Approach to Dealing With Allergies It was an odd day this past Saturday. Odder than usual, and I’ll explain why. It was the first truly warm weekend that we’ve had since Spring began. The perfect time for homeowners to break out their lawnmowers and do some yardwork, right? Not if you lived in a one-block radius of my street. Homeowners looking to cut their grass soon discovered that the blades had been removed from their lawnmowers. Yes, we all had a suspect in mind, but we weren’t exactly sure who did it unt[...] Source: Renal Failure The Proactive Approach to Dealing With Allergies It was an odd day this past Saturday. Odder than usual, and I’ll explain why. It was the first truly warm weekend that we’ve had since Spring began. The perfect time for homeowners to break out their lawnmowers and do some yardwork, right? Not if you lived in a one-block radius of my street. Homeowners looking to cut their grass soon discovered that the blades had been removed from their lawnmowers. Yes, we all had a suspect in mind, but we weren’t exactly sure who did it unt[...] Source: Renal Failure The Proactive Approach to Dealing With Allergies It was an odd day this past Saturday. Odder than usual, and I’ll explain why. It was the first truly warm weekend that we’ve had since Spring began. The perfect time for homeowners to break out their lawnmowers and do some yardwork, right? Not if you lived in a one-block radius of my street. Homeowners looking to cut their grass soon discovered that the blades had been removed from their lawnmowers. Yes, we all had a suspect in mind, but we weren’t exactly sure who did it unt[...] Source: Renal Failure 8 Random Things About Me Jenn of Cabbages-n-Kings tagged me for this meme right on the heels of my first tag. And then The Bloggess leaves me a comment! Holy Shit - I'm gonna go ahead and call this a popularity spike. Three makes a spike, right? 8 RANDOM FACTS OR HABITS1. You might know it as the Devil’s Nad or Satan’s Oval. I sometimes refer to them as eggs. I don’t like them, can’t stand the smell and haven’t tasted one since my Mom forced me to eat scrambled eggs under her egg dictatorship. And the only way those sul[...] Source: Honey Pie 8 Random Things About Me Jenn of Cabbages-n-Kings tagged me for this meme right on the heels of my first tag. And then The Bloggess leaves me a comment! Holy Shit - I'm gonna go ahead and call this a popularity spike. Three makes a spike, right? 8 RANDOM FACTS OR HABITS1. You might know it as the Devil’s Nad or Satan’s Oval. I sometimes refer to them as eggs. I don’t like them, can’t stand the smell and haven’t tasted one since my Mom forced me to eat scrambled eggs under her egg dictatorship. And the only way those sul[...] Source: Honey Pie A Thursday Kind of Day Happy Thursday!The Thought for Thursday:Remember, no matter how bad your day is going...It can always get a little bit worse.(Special thanks to Debra and the unknown photographer!)Just a word of crass commercialism. I have re-opened my web page:Don Lewis Designs(Managed to have some extra pieces for a couple of wholesale orders I just shipped. Nows your chance to own a fine hand-crafted tankard, stein, or goblet made personally by the humor-king of North-west-central Idaho!) More humor abounds [...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... A Thursday Kind of Day Happy Thursday!The Thought for Thursday:Remember, no matter how bad your day is going...It can always get a little bit worse.(Special thanks to Debra and the unknown photographer!)Just a word of crass commercialism. I have re-opened my web page:Don Lewis Designs(Managed to have some extra pieces for a couple of wholesale orders I just shipped. Nows your chance to own a fine hand-crafted tankard, stein, or goblet made personally by the humor-king of North-west-central Idaho!) More humor abounds [...] Source: It's a Funny Thing... Sexy Programmer Thursday: Maximum Yummage Version 9.0 All aboard the hot train, you beautiful people. It's time yet again to step on up for another mouth-watering installment of the Sexytech Express. It's the hyperincredible day when our systems are operating on unadulterated, hi-tech passsion. That's right; you've booked your ticket and had your passports stamped - destination: Hottopia. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, so make sure you take it all in on this glorious Sexy Programmer Thursday.This week's lusty object of our affection is [...] Source: this blog is eggsalady Sexy Programmer Thursday: Maximum Yummage Version 9.0 All aboard the hot train, you beautiful people. It's time yet again to step on up for another mouth-watering installment of the Sexytech Express. It's the hyperincredible day when our systems are operating on unadulterated, hi-tech passsion. That's right; you've booked your ticket and had your passports stamped - destination: Hottopia. It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood, so make sure you take it all in on this glorious Sexy Programmer Thursday.This week's lusty object of our affection is [...] Source: this blog is eggsalady Crackers Ice Boobalicious Gnomes Okay! Enough crabbiness!This post is going to be about love! One of the bats brought these delightfully delicious crackers and I fell head over heels in love! Do you see the heart? That means it loves me and wants to take me home to meet momma Triscuit!??????????????????????????????????In other news.Crazy Ez, my sister in law, is one of the finalist at Diesel's caption contest. VOTE FOR HER IF YOU THINK HER CAPTION IS FUNNY! I'm not trying to force you because you are all add-ults. I mean, if yo[...] Source: Bee's Musings Crackers Ice Boobalicious Gnomes Okay! Enough crabbiness!This post is going to be about love! One of the bats brought these delightfully delicious crackers and I fell head over heels in love! Do you see the heart? That means it loves me and wants to take me home to meet momma Triscuit!??????????????????????????????????In other news.Crazy Ez, my sister in law, is one of the finalist at Diesel's caption contest. VOTE FOR HER IF YOU THINK HER CAPTION IS FUNNY! I'm not trying to force you because you are all add-ults. I mean, if yo[...] Source: Bee's Musings Crackers Ice Boobalicious Gnomes Okay! Enough crabbiness!This post is going to be about love! One of the bats brought these delightfully delicious crackers and I fell head over heels in love! Do you see the heart? That means it loves me and wants to take me home to meet momma Triscuit!??????????????????????????????????In other news.Crazy Ez, my sister in law, is one of the finalist at Diesel's caption contest. VOTE FOR HER IF YOU THINK HER CAPTION IS FUNNY! I'm not trying to force you because you are all add-ults. I mean, if yo[...] Source: Bee's Musings Crackers Ice Boobalicious Gnomes Okay! Enough crabbiness!This post is going to be about love! One of the bats brought these delightfully delicious crackers and I fell head over heels in love! Do you see the heart? That means it loves me and wants to take me home to meet momma Triscuit!??????????????????????????????????In other news.Crazy Ez, my sister in law, is one of the finalist at Diesel's caption contest. VOTE FOR HER IF YOU THINK HER CAPTION IS FUNNY! I'm not trying to force you because you are all add-ults. I mean, if yo[...] Source: Bee's Musings Dear Blog, I feel bad for neglecting you.So bad, in fact, I decided to sit down and write you a song to tell how I feel. Do you know much about old Seventies music?No?Then check out my song:Hello, it's meI've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much, but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine Seeing you Or seeing anything as much as I do you I take for granted that you're always there I take for granted that you jus[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch Dear Blog, I feel bad for neglecting you.So bad, in fact, I decided to sit down and write you a song to tell how I feel. Do you know much about old Seventies music?No?Then check out my song:Hello, it's meI've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much, but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine Seeing you Or seeing anything as much as I do you I take for granted that you're always there I take for granted that you jus[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch Dear Blog, I feel bad for neglecting you.So bad, in fact, I decided to sit down and write you a song to tell how I feel. Do you know much about old Seventies music?No?Then check out my song:Hello, it's meI've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much, but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine Seeing you Or seeing anything as much as I do you I take for granted that you're always there I take for granted that you jus[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch Dear Blog, I feel bad for neglecting you.So bad, in fact, I decided to sit down and write you a song to tell how I feel. Do you know much about old Seventies music?No?Then check out my song:Hello, it's meI've thought about us for a long, long time Maybe I think too much, but something's wrong There's something here that doesn't last too long Maybe I shouldn't think of you as mine Seeing you Or seeing anything as much as I do you I take for granted that you're always there I take for granted that you jus[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch The Cult of PC This is the sixth and final part of Proclamations from the Mountaintop. A political humor series by Les James. Original Image: Old Computers by eurleif Today I’d like to take you back 30 some odd years, back to my high school days when I got my grubby paws on a computer for the first time. It was 1975. These early programs were written on a long tape filled with holes. It couldn’t do very much, but it still was way cool. Several years later I owned my first personal computer. That PC wa[...] The Cult of PC This is the sixth and final part of Proclamations from the Mountaintop. A political humor series by Les James. Original Image: Old Computers by eurleif Today I’d like to take you back 30 some odd years, back to my high school days when I got my grubby paws on a computer for the first time. It was 1975. These early programs were written on a long tape filled with holes. It couldn’t do very much, but it still was way cool. Several years later I owned my first personal computer. That PC wa[...] This is the only political post you will ever read on this blog. I have never talked politics on this blog. Probably because I don't need the headache of people chewing me a new one over my political affiliation or views. But I've been pondering this and cannot help but ask you all a question.Doesn't anyone else see what is going to happen if the Democratic party wins this year's election? Hmmm...if Obama wins, he's going to for sure, get assassinated* by those crazy underground KKK folk. They have been waiting for something like this so that they can make a [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) This is the only political post you will ever read on this blog. I have never talked politics on this blog. Probably because I don't need the headache of people chewing me a new one over my political affiliation or views. But I've been pondering this and cannot help but ask you all a question.Doesn't anyone else see what is going to happen if the Democratic party wins this year's election? Hmmm...if Obama wins, he's going to for sure, get assassinated* by those crazy underground KKK folk. They have been waiting for something like this so that they can make a [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) I lied...here is another political post. But this is a fun one. You know the drill...vote for your favorite. No matter the outcome, we are all going to be losers come November 2008!Opinion Polls & Market Researchwww.humor-blogs.com [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) I lied...here is another political post. But this is a fun one. You know the drill...vote for your favorite. No matter the outcome, we are all going to be losers come November 2008!Opinion Polls & Market Researchwww.humor-blogs.com [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Grab Some Oars! I couldn't find Ella this morning. When I went to find her, she was coming out of my room. "I was going pee pee, Mom." She ran down the hall to the living room and plopped in front of the television. At least she shut the bedroom door behind her.About an hour later, I went to get dressed. As I opened the door to my room, I could hear the sound of running water. Not a stream of water...a roar of bathtub water. How did I not hear it from the kitchen? I guess the TV was too loud. 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