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Archive for 4/27/2008 to 5/4/2008Step One: Dismantle Church Signsubmitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.---------------------------------------------------"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"submitted by Glacial SpainOr just stay home and watch church on TV.---[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs  Step One: Dismantle Church Sign submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.---------------------------------------------------"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"submitted by Glacial SpainOr just stay home and watch church on TV.---[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs Step One: Dismantle Church Sign submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.---------------------------------------------------"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"submitted by Glacial SpainOr just stay home and watch church on TV.---[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs Step One: Dismantle Church Sign submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneSo God's like Ikea now??--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HornePlease provide your own witches to burn.--------------------------------------------------submitted by frequent contributor Jill Van HorneLucky for you we've run out of nails.---------------------------------------------------"Stuck in traffic? Try a donkey!"submitted by Glacial SpainOr just stay home and watch church on TV.---[...] Source: Crummy Church Signs Tyrant King Porn Dragon for Matching Service Since coming to town, and dating Mikka, Samurai Cathy is becoming more familiar with the community, for better and for worse. This is a story about for worse. Samurai Cathy was walking to Chin-Fin town the other day to stop in on Mikka and suddenly local paranoid couple Sean and Lucia Wheatley came running up to her all in a panic, like usual. “Ms. Samurai Cathy!” Lucia Wheatley calls out. “We need your help! We need your help!” “Sure thing,” Samurai Cathy s[...] Source: Renal Failure Tyrant King Porn Dragon for Matching Service Since coming to town, and dating Mikka, Samurai Cathy is becoming more familiar with the community, for better and for worse. This is a story about for worse. Samurai Cathy was walking to Chin-Fin town the other day to stop in on Mikka and suddenly local paranoid couple Sean and Lucia Wheatley came running up to her all in a panic, like usual. “Ms. Samurai Cathy!” Lucia Wheatley calls out. “We need your help! We need your help!” “Sure thing,” Samurai Cathy s[...] Source: Renal Failure Tyrant King Porn Dragon for Matching Service Since coming to town, and dating Mikka, Samurai Cathy is becoming more familiar with the community, for better and for worse. This is a story about for worse. Samurai Cathy was walking to Chin-Fin town the other day to stop in on Mikka and suddenly local paranoid couple Sean and Lucia Wheatley came running up to her all in a panic, like usual. “Ms. Samurai Cathy!” Lucia Wheatley calls out. “We need your help! We need your help!” “Sure thing,” Samurai Cathy s[...] Source: Renal Failure Tyrant King Porn Dragon for Matching Service Since coming to town, and dating Mikka, Samurai Cathy is becoming more familiar with the community, for better and for worse. This is a story about for worse. Samurai Cathy was walking to Chin-Fin town the other day to stop in on Mikka and suddenly local paranoid couple Sean and Lucia Wheatley came running up to her all in a panic, like usual. “Ms. Samurai Cathy!” Lucia Wheatley calls out. “We need your help! We need your help!” “Sure thing,” Samurai Cathy s[...] Source: Renal Failure Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast I have lived in three different states in my lifetime. I don’t think that is impressive at all but what is impressive is I have had to learn at least 7 different cable systems and satellite channel structures that I can remember. Now personally I think that is amazing. In fact I think it ranks right up there with… with… with… uh… other feats that show off the amazing ability of the human brain. With my move to Boston I became a Comcast cable subscriber for the firs[...] Source: Pointless Banter Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast I have lived in three different states in my lifetime. I don’t think that is impressive at all but what is impressive is I have had to learn at least 7 different cable systems and satellite channel structures that I can remember. Now personally I think that is amazing. In fact I think it ranks right up there with… with… with… uh… other feats that show off the amazing ability of the human brain. With my move to Boston I became a Comcast cable subscriber for the firs[...] Source: Pointless Banter Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast I have lived in three different states in my lifetime. I don’t think that is impressive at all but what is impressive is I have had to learn at least 7 different cable systems and satellite channel structures that I can remember. Now personally I think that is amazing. In fact I think it ranks right up there with… with… with… uh… other feats that show off the amazing ability of the human brain. With my move to Boston I became a Comcast cable subscriber for the firs[...] Source: Pointless Banter Please Stop Lying to Me Comcast I have lived in three different states in my lifetime. I don’t think that is impressive at all but what is impressive is I have had to learn at least 7 different cable systems and satellite channel structures that I can remember. Now personally I think that is amazing. In fact I think it ranks right up there with… with… with… uh… other feats that show off the amazing ability of the human brain. With my move to Boston I became a Comcast cable subscriber for the firs[...] Source: Pointless Banter It's Time for Some Educating. A wise women once believed that children are our future. So very, very profound, and yet so dead-on. I'm such a firm supporter of this esoteric theory that I went ahead and spawned some future of my very own. I like to call her Cornflake, and, apparently unlike another mother who requires a village for her kid-raising, I'm not afraid to admit I like to pimp her out, a dollar a hug. Anyway, the result of my reproduction with my babydaddy is going to turn one in just a few short days, and, as suc[...] Source: this blog is eggsalady It's Time for Some Educating. A wise women once believed that children are our future. So very, very profound, and yet so dead-on. I'm such a firm supporter of this esoteric theory that I went ahead and spawned some future of my very own. I like to call her Cornflake, and, apparently unlike another mother who requires a village for her kid-raising, I'm not afraid to admit I like to pimp her out, a dollar a hug. Anyway, the result of my reproduction with my babydaddy is going to turn one in just a few short days, and, as suc[...] Source: this blog is eggsalady My Sunday Morning Prayers 6:30 am: "Dear God, please give me the patience to get everyone ready for church. Please help us to get there on time, with smiles on our faces and ears that are ready to hear your message. Please allow your words to feed our hearts and souls. Thank you for this beautiful day and the opportunity to worship you. Amen.7:30 am: "Dear God, please give me the patience to find suitable outfits for all the kids, devoid of holes. We are out of breakfast food, so I'd appreciate some small miracle in the [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) My Sunday Morning Prayers 6:30 am: "Dear God, please give me the patience to get everyone ready for church. Please help us to get there on time, with smiles on our faces and ears that are ready to hear your message. Please allow your words to feed our hearts and souls. Thank you for this beautiful day and the opportunity to worship you. Amen.7:30 am: "Dear God, please give me the patience to find suitable outfits for all the kids, devoid of holes. We are out of breakfast food, so I'd appreciate some small miracle in the [...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) ... Stays in Vegas As noted previously, The Wife is in Las Vegas. I haven't been there, but based entirely on her observations it's full of smoke and women with big, fake boobs. Oh, and neon. The Wife got pictures. Sadly, they're all of the smoke.Few places on Earth are more ill-suited to The Wife's temperament than Las Vegas. In other words, she never gambles (she also doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and hates Wayne Newton). Sending The Wife to Vegas is like sending a nun to a strip club (though the nun would be mor[...] Source: Dorky Dad ... Stays in Vegas As noted previously, The Wife is in Las Vegas. I haven't been there, but based entirely on her observations it's full of smoke and women with big, fake boobs. Oh, and neon. The Wife got pictures. Sadly, they're all of the smoke.Few places on Earth are more ill-suited to The Wife's temperament than Las Vegas. In other words, she never gambles (she also doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and hates Wayne Newton). Sending The Wife to Vegas is like sending a nun to a strip club (though the nun would be mor[...] Source: Dorky Dad ... Stays in Vegas As noted previously, The Wife is in Las Vegas. I haven't been there, but based entirely on her observations it's full of smoke and women with big, fake boobs. Oh, and neon. The Wife got pictures. Sadly, they're all of the smoke.Few places on Earth are more ill-suited to The Wife's temperament than Las Vegas. In other words, she never gambles (she also doesn't smoke, doesn't drink and hates Wayne Newton). Sending The Wife to Vegas is like sending a nun to a strip club (though the nun would be mor[...] Source: Dorky Dad Aloha! Mahalo! Only 30 more years till retirement! The hubs and I went to see:Forgetting Sarah Marshall I recommend you go see this movie since I thought it was hilarious! The crotch shots were totally worth it! I am not going to explain that sentence..Anyway, a few weeks ago, I had a horrible nightmare in which my dream of living in Hawaii went up in smoke because I was dipped in lava and... well, died.After that, I decided maybe Hawaii was not the place to live out my last days on Earth. Maybe I could relocate my fantasy retirement somewhere l[...] Source: Bee's Musings Aloha! Mahalo! Only 30 more years till retirement! The hubs and I went to see:Forgetting Sarah Marshall I recommend you go see this movie since I thought it was hilarious! The crotch shots were totally worth it! I am not going to explain that sentence..Anyway, a few weeks ago, I had a horrible nightmare in which my dream of living in Hawaii went up in smoke because I was dipped in lava and... well, died.After that, I decided maybe Hawaii was not the place to live out my last days on Earth. Maybe I could relocate my fantasy retirement somewhere l[...] Source: Bee's Musings Aloha! Mahalo! Only 30 more years till retirement! The hubs and I went to see:Forgetting Sarah Marshall I recommend you go see this movie since I thought it was hilarious! The crotch shots were totally worth it! I am not going to explain that sentence..Anyway, a few weeks ago, I had a horrible nightmare in which my dream of living in Hawaii went up in smoke because I was dipped in lava and... well, died.After that, I decided maybe Hawaii was not the place to live out my last days on Earth. Maybe I could relocate my fantasy retirement somewhere l[...] Source: Bee's Musings Aloha! Mahalo! Only 30 more years till retirement! The hubs and I went to see:Forgetting Sarah Marshall I recommend you go see this movie since I thought it was hilarious! The crotch shots were totally worth it! I am not going to explain that sentence..Anyway, a few weeks ago, I had a horrible nightmare in which my dream of living in Hawaii went up in smoke because I was dipped in lava and... well, died.After that, I decided maybe Hawaii was not the place to live out my last days on Earth. Maybe I could relocate my fantasy retirement somewhere l[...] Source: Bee's Musings Today on Dr. Phil: 30-year old tattletales Dr. Phil: Today we’re talking to 30-year olds who tattle on two year olds. Not just 30-year olds, but 30-year olds who are mothers. What motivates these women, these mothers, to do what they do? What’s behind the tattle telling? What’s their purpose? And mainly, what’s their problem? Today we’re talking to Jane. Jane’s a 30-year old mother of a 17-month old little boy. We’ve changed Jane’s name to protect her. She’s ashamed of what she’s done. She’s ashamed of who she is. She’s ashamed of her ta[...] Source: Boondock Ramblings Today on Dr. Phil: 30-year old tattletales Dr. Phil: Today we’re talking to 30-year olds who tattle on two year olds. Not just 30-year olds, but 30-year olds who are mothers. What motivates these women, these mothers, to do what they do? What’s behind the tattle telling? What’s their purpose? And mainly, what’s their problem? Today we’re talking to Jane. Jane’s a 30-year old mother of a 17-month old little boy. We’ve changed Jane’s name to protect her. She’s ashamed of what she’s done. She’s ashamed of who she is. She’s ashamed of her ta[...] Source: Boondock Ramblings High School Flash Back What's funnier than going back through your yearbook? Going back through your husband's yearbook.This is not Babycakes, but a guy we'll call Steve who ended up doing a little woodwork for Chevy.Babycake's yearbook is a regular Who's Who of people with the expectation of becoming millionaires while admitting in a public forum that keg parties and 'making out with Tina' were principle activities during highschool.To be completely fair - I will admit that, through some retarded paper that I filled [...] Source: Honey Pie High School Flash Back What's funnier than going back through your yearbook? Going back through your husband's yearbook.This is not Babycakes, but a guy we'll call Steve who ended up doing a little woodwork for Chevy.Babycake's yearbook is a regular Who's Who of people with the expectation of becoming millionaires while admitting in a public forum that keg parties and 'making out with Tina' were principle activities during highschool.To be completely fair - I will admit that, through some retarded paper that I filled [...] Source: Honey Pie This seemed carnivorous to me! I know I said I wouldn't post but then I saw in the news that Friday was the anniversary of Thriller! I was all "what? how did this momentous day pass me by?" Then I thought "oh yeah! I work in a fuckin bat infested hellhole and it's all I can do to keep my marbles in my head instead of using them to choke people... ::breathe::..."Anyway, they had a Bollywood remake of Thriller that had me laughing so hard the dogs were howling! Curiously, Andy didn't even come to check to see what was going on[...] Source: Bee's Musings This seemed carnivorous to me! I know I said I wouldn't post but then I saw in the news that Friday was the anniversary of Thriller! I was all "what? how did this momentous day pass me by?" Then I thought "oh yeah! I work in a fuckin bat infested hellhole and it's all I can do to keep my marbles in my head instead of using them to choke people... ::breathe::..."Anyway, they had a Bollywood remake of Thriller that had me laughing so hard the dogs were howling! Curiously, Andy didn't even come to check to see what was going on[...] Source: Bee's Musings This seemed carnivorous to me! I know I said I wouldn't post but then I saw in the news that Friday was the anniversary of Thriller! I was all "what? how did this momentous day pass me by?" Then I thought "oh yeah! I work in a fuckin bat infested hellhole and it's all I can do to keep my marbles in my head instead of using them to choke people... ::breathe::..."Anyway, they had a Bollywood remake of Thriller that had me laughing so hard the dogs were howling! Curiously, Andy didn't even come to check to see what was going on[...] Source: Bee's Musings This seemed carnivorous to me! I know I said I wouldn't post but then I saw in the news that Friday was the anniversary of Thriller! I was all "what? how did this momentous day pass me by?" Then I thought "oh yeah! I work in a fuckin bat infested hellhole and it's all I can do to keep my marbles in my head instead of using them to choke people... ::breathe::..."Anyway, they had a Bollywood remake of Thriller that had me laughing so hard the dogs were howling! Curiously, Andy didn't even come to check to see what was going on[...] Source: Bee's Musings |
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