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Archive for 5/11/2008 to 5/18/2008My Mother, The Outlaw.It doesn't seem like my mother has been gone for almost eight years. Of course, I've been saying something similar every year since she died, and I suspect I'll be saying it for a long time to come. I don't think it's something you ever stop saying when talking about loved ones that are gone from your life. Especially ones that have played such a large role in determining who you are, as my mother did with me.I've written before about how much alike we were -- in our temperament, our outlook[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch  The joys of adult childhood. Further proof that:A) Andy and I should never be in charge of childrenB) We are way way coolC) We cannot be left unsupervisedHopefully, when my mom comes back, our house will still be in one piece. Let me tell ya' why.We had some left over branches from last year that we decided to burn. We finished our gardening duties and settled in for a nice little bonfire. The majority of the branches were pine so we couldn't burn 'em in our indoor fireplace because of the butaniumfosoforitisnium in pine. O[...] Source: Bee's Musings The Most Honest Mother’s Day Card Ever Happy Mother’s day. On this joyous occasion I have decided to make my initial entry into the greeting card market, specifically in the highly competitive demographic of Mothers of Teenagers from Fathers of Same. So those of you searching to express just the right sentiment, feel free to cut out* and present this handy, industrial strength Mother’s Day Celebration/Sympathy Card to the mother of your progeny. It’s the least you can do. If you have teens you’ll understand [...] Source: The Ominous Comma My Mother, The Outlaw. It doesn't seem like my mother has been gone for almost eight years. Of course, I've been saying something similar every year since she died, and I suspect I'll be saying it for a long time to come. I don't think it's something you ever stop saying when talking about loved ones that are gone from your life. Especially ones that have played such a large role in determining who you are, as my mother did with me.I've written before about how much alike we were -- in our temperament, our outlook[...] Source: 15 Minute Lunch HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY Ahhh...Mother's (just like every other) Day! I'm kidding...sort of. Of course, we still cook, still clean, still wipe butts. It is in our nature and we'd feel guilty not to. I would, anyway. I have a great post planned for tomorrow. It is a late Mother's Day tribute to all of the mother's who, like me, know that Mother's Day never turns out according to plan (or fantasy,) but is still a wonderful day! We took my mom out for sushi on Friday, to celebrate a little early. It was so much fun! My sis[...] Source: A Womb At The Inn(sane) Sunday Retarded Argument #22 This week’s flame war parody is going to pick up where we inadvertently already started one on the Gore Blames Humans for Myanmar Cyclone thread. But who can help it? That’s the sort of thing that happens when you just don’t take yourself too seriously. It began when I asked which was tastier, the babies or the wild animals. Daniel pointed out that the babies are tender like veal, and the wild animals are tough and gamey. Then Les James jumped in with the suggestion of stuff[...] Sunday Retarded Argument #22 This week’s flame war parody is going to pick up where we inadvertently already started one on the Gore Blames Humans for Myanmar Cyclone thread. But who can help it? That’s the sort of thing that happens when you just don’t take yourself too seriously. It began when I asked which was tastier, the babies or the wild animals. Daniel pointed out that the babies are tender like veal, and the wild animals are tough and gamey. Then Les James jumped in with the suggestion of stuff[...] Allergy Head at 4 am I've been wracking my brain to come up with a little blurb for the blog, but my own personal allergy cocktail has put me into fuzzy cotton lala land and I believe my heart is beating exceptionally fast due to my pharmaceutical/apothecary skills.Brain: When did you take the last Claritin?Brain: It seems Zyrtec has different ingredients - can you overlap them?Brain: The Benadryl only sort of worked - what about Sudafed?Brain: This Afrin Nasal Spray is AWESOME, but is says only every 10-12 hours. H[...] Source: Honey Pie Maybe Next Month It'll Be Playboy... OK. I swear that I am not unnaturally fixated on Miley Cyrus. I like one of her songs, my daughters are big fans, but that's about it. So when the big broohaha started about her Vanity Fair pictures I thought, "Meh...who gives a shit."The above picture is in Vanity Fair this month. Do I think it is a strange portrait of a father and daughter? Pretty much. Would I want my 15 year old daughter topless on the cover of a magazine? Um, no. But I didn't boycott her music or tell my kids they couldn't [...] Source: The Blog of Bex Maybe Next Month It'll Be Playboy... OK. I swear that I am not unnaturally fixated on Miley Cyrus. I like one of her songs, my daughters are big fans, but that's about it. So when the big broohaha started about her Vanity Fair pictures I thought, "Meh...who gives a shit."The above picture is in Vanity Fair this month. Do I think it is a strange portrait of a father and daughter? Pretty much. Would I want my 15 year old daughter topless on the cover of a magazine? Um, no. But I didn't boycott her music or tell my kids they couldn't [...] Source: The Blog of Bex |
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